It was me who stole your Queen chess piece.
I hate it when you call her my inamorata, that word is mine.
It was me who made your car’s four tires flat the other day ,it wasn’t the delivery boy.I didn’t want you to go to the mountains ,I had a bad dream. It was me who put your black t-shirt in the clothing donation box, it wasn’t your mum. I hate it when girls liked it on you. It was me who made myself catch a cold, I went barefoot in the rain. I love the way you get worried about me when I ‘m sick. It was me who broke the CD your ex-girl friend gifted you .I hate that look on your face whenever you listen to it.