It was me who stole your Queen chess piece. I hate it when you call her
my inamorata, that word is mine.
It was me who made your car’s four tires flat the other day ,it wasn’t
the delivery boy. I didn’t want you to go to the mountains ,I had a bad
It was me who put your black t-shirt in the clothing donation box, it
wasn’t your mum. I hate it when girls liked it on you.
It was me who made myself catch a cold, I went barefoot in the rain. I
love the way you get worried about me when I ‘m sick.
It was me who broke the CD you ex-girl friend gifted you .I hate that
look on your face whenever you listen to it.